J.K. Rowling has once again succeeded in robbing young children of their innocence. Personally, as a teenager who grew up in the bloom of "Harry Potter", I knew from the start that her delusive fantasy was somewhat misleading and definitely ostensible. Now i may furthermore prove myself justified! That British son of gun had it all thought out before she even decided that this would be a children's book.

On the press conference on Oct. 16, J.K. revealed that the uncanny side of Hogward's headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, is indeed a gay wizard. This finally gave rise to the rumor that haunted the Potter community. J.K. further added that Dumbledore had a serious affair with Gellert Grindelwald, Voldmort's precessor who appears in the 7th book. The crowd then erupts with applause and cheers (what is wrong with these people). J.K. concluded this perverted lemon-party conversation with "I would have told you earlier if I knew it made you so happy". Gee thanks J.K., now we can all sleep at night. I suppose it is a good way to end a best-selling series.

3 Comments:

  1. Anonymous said...
    Yeah... I heard about this too... and at first I didn't believe it.

    Agh... she really ruined it, didn't she? Such an innocent series...
    sopink said...
    how does that ruin it? just bc dumbledore is gay, doesn't imply something non innocent...
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